Sunday, April 22, 2007

Let the Games Begin!

A long time ago, way back in our past,
Super-Battle was engaged, and we all had a blast,
There was Captain Invincible, tall, strong and clever,
who went pinch came to shove, never failed to deliver,
versus the genius Lordy, the evil mastermind behind it all,
who had countless hordes of minions to answer his call.

As these titans clashed, others joined in the fray,
looking for glory, or honour, or who just wanted to play.
At the start, we had many and mayhem ensued,
with plotlines all twisted, all tangled and confused,
but with some creative writing, these plots became clearer,
until tragedy stuck with the death of our server.

However once it had started, it had to go on,
there was no chance of stopping, til the fat lady had finished her song,
And so it continued, the Super-Battle II,
with a plotline all shiny and sparkly and new,
While still open to all, there was now an overall plan,
the original two aided by 009 and Sub-Atomic Man.

And wonder of wonders, it actually worked out,
The Super-Battle finished with a bang and a shout,
with plotlines consistent, and some really good posts,
we felt justified indulging in both brags and boasts,
and there we left it, for our paths went different ways,
our writings to be resurected again on some future day.

That day has arrived, the gang's back together,
looking for writing amusing, witty and clever,
The Captain's turned Radical, and moved far away,
A pity, for I needed to test my death laser ray,
009 is nearby in an undisclosed location,
saving his World, before heading off on vacation.

Sub-Atomic Man can now line-dance, a curious skill,
one he picked up, while travelling Texas muttering "Must ... Not ... Kill" ...
And we have a new contender, Da Kings entered the room,
knowing back nitrogylcerin, cos he likes the way it makes his stomach go BOOM!
And so it must end, my very first post -
Thanks, you've been a great crowd, and I've been Lordy your host.

Tuesday, April 10, 2007

Ahoy!

Nice one Max Radical! Although I'll never know where you found my confirmation photo...

Monday, April 9, 2007

Here comes a new challenger!









Codename: Da King
Primary Skill: Rocking the house
Secondary Skill: Distracting and disturbing ladies
Weakness: Inability to keep nurses alive for any length of time.
Emergency Tactic: Double rocking the house
Years of training have gifted Da King with a solid adamntinium stomach. From acid bombs to kryptonite grenades, he can simply drink whatever threatens the team with no ill effects. Unfortunately being the "King of All Stomachs" doesn't actually pay well so he hides in an office building during the day pretending to be successful.

Quote: They think they found all the nurses.